I've had it up to here with damn vampires!

[bob8972]

If you think vampires are awesome and real, well guess what, THEY'RE NOT REAL GET OVER IT!!! It's always bands and songs named after vampires, movies about vampires, what's next? Vampire shit? Even Burger King, what i come to know and love, is gone to damn twilight! I am not on Team Edward, or Team Jacob, I'm on and will always be on Team Bob. We have Twilight, New Moon, The Vampires Assistant, and that new retarded one where some kids learn how to fight vampires. I saw the commercial for it, some hot chick had fighting supplies and she said, "Are you ready to learn how to fight?" and i was like, "DUUUDE THIS MOVIE LOOKS GOOD" then some chick with an STD said, "Are we going to learn how to fight vampires :-)", and i replied, "DAMMIT!!!" We get the fucking point with vampires, they suck blood and get HIV and die and the don't get sun because they are locked in there room watching Star Trek all day. What about Zombies? Zombies are badass, i love zombie games and movies!!! Bring back zombies man! I'm a big fan of Nazi Zombies and Left 4 Dead, why can't people make books and movies about zombies? I am aware of that "ZombieLand" movie that came out a few months ago, but it looked kind of stupid.

Score:
Vampires -1,000,000
Zombies and everything else 1,000,000

~bob

[pikachumasterbrad12]

I totally agree screw vampires and go zombies! Some kid in my grade thinks hes a vampire, he even has vampire teeth and hates the light.

[Code Seven]

totally man vampires were meant to be fictional not taken as seriously for example fan girls...*shudders at the thought* twilight fan girls are obsessive about unreal vampires. and i agree with the whole burger king commercial just trying to milk out what they can with it... who cares! team jacob and team edward can just walk off a cliff in ghost steps salutes. though i gotta admit the CIRQUE DU FREAK book is good not cuz of the vampires the whole storyline but beside the point yeah it's like everywhere you go vampires vampires vampires vampires...this is even worse than the jonas brothers i never thought i'd say that

[bob8972]

I totally agree screw vampires and go zombies! Some kid in my grade thinks hes a vampire, he even has vampire teeth and hates the light.

Bring a cross to school and walk towards him lol.

[Code Seven]

or holy water either one works the power of christ compels you! i wanna make a family guy reference but nevermind

[pikachumasterbrad12]

Francis: NOTHING is worse than the Jonas Brothers some girl is so OBSESSED she says OMJ now (Oh My Jonas)

James: Clever idea i'll give it a go on Tuesday to prove hes not a vampire.

[Code Seven]

your forgetting something brad
1. the worst thing than the jonas brothers: Miley Cyrus
2.Do not forget the holy water and.. pudding

[pikachumasterbrad12]

lol no way they're better than Miley Cyrus though both are pretty bad.

[Code Seven]

yes yes and sorry to stay off topic but if you think jonas brother fan girls are crazy think again... the worst kind are yaoi fan girls*shudders at the very mention* you do not want to bump into one

[<MCS>]

IGNORANCE! lol

You know I know a vamp guy who's actaully pretty cool.....witch doesn't change anything[get it, witch?]. Anyways Twilight and New Moon are kinda good movies but crazy fan girls yah know? anyways I'm afraid to say it but...

Spoiler:

fan girls can suck my hairy one though.

[MarioStar]

I hate all the stupid fangirls...... and the movies suck balls.

Hmm , I am given the choice to vote for a team run by a warewolf or a vampire that does nothing but glitter in the sun? WTF!!!

Nosferatu is the real vampire. Google that shit.

[silksofsweden]

vampire sucks end of story. avoid them. btw snake hates vampire too you know

[Guapochalupa02345]

I'm on Team Joker bitches! I hate that movie, I picked up a crown at Burger King last weekend and then I realized it had New Moon on it and then I burned it, with a lighter. Guess what girls? VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.

[silksofsweden]

lol good one hahaha

[MarioandLuigi]

Vampires are awesome

Twilight vampires are gay


that's my side of this arguement

[silksofsweden]

Vampires are awesome

Twilight vampires are gay


that's my side of this arguement

ok thats true so i must say i agree with ml here

[Mr.Pokemon]

lol im on team bob vampires r gay

[silksofsweden]

well balde kills them so he is awesome. go blade go

[<MCS>]

YES THEY DO SPARKLE!!!!! THERE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!!!!! GOD!!!!

[Medianoche/Del]

Vampires... I mean, mainstream vampires really cheese me off.
They used to be bad-ass relentless monsters but now they've been turned into tween-fodder romantic fluff.
Old series were great, Angel was a favourite series in my early teen life, but I just can't stomach all this Twilight crap.
Nothing's sacred...
Vampires still mean a fair bit to me, but I avoid the mainstream at all cost.

[Young Weezzy]

james i know i cant stand twilight cuz its getting on my nerves how people take twilight seriously and all

[Medianoche/Del]

Spare a thought for the real vampires... no, I'm serious.

[Code Seven]

Ok you know what's stupid. the movie DAYBREAKERS! is hollywood this desperate?

[Medianoche/Del]

The second poll option irks me more than Twilight *applauds*

[pikachumasterbrad12]

The second poll option irks me more than Twilight *applauds*

The second part of the second poll option is the main turnoff..

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