Most Badass Mofos Of All Time

[SgtAlano]

It's that time of the month again, where SgtAlano makes his periodical Final Fantasy Thread.

Enjoy it, or suffer the wrath of a thousand toddlers. I don't know what that is, but it sounds absolutely terrifying o.O

So, badass #5 is of course......

VIVI!!!



First off, that picture reeks of badassery.
Secondly, every final fantasy fan knows the importance of a black mage. Firaga, Blizzaga, thundaga, wateraga, bio, death, just to name a few black magic spells.



And in at #4 is....

ZELL DINCHT



Look at this mofo.
He mastered hand-to-hand combat. Meaning? Meaning if you're fighting a Ruby Dragon (FFVIII monster, look it up), Zell punches this mofo in the face.
His limit breaks range from a move called punch rush, meteor strike, and his final move...
FINAL HEAVEN. Badass.

Not to mention he choked on a hot dog at the end of the game.




And in at #3...

Tifa



And here we have another master of the martial arts.
But it's a chick. She'll kick your face so hard it'll come out of your ass.
Her final limit break? FINAL HEAVEN
Zell stole that move. She created it.
Not mention, FFVIIII only had another martial fighter because of Tifa's awesomeness.




And in at #2...

Squall Leonheart



This guy. Hot damn.
Do you know what he wields? DO YOU? A gunblade. A FREAKING GUNBLADE!!!

That is a gunblade.
This is the part.
IT'S A GUN WITH A FREAKING SWORD.
You dodge the blade, you get shot in the chest. BAD.ASS.

He also pulls of the lone wolf personality, the hard guy on the outside, and the soft and memory ridden shell in the middle. He can cast magic, summon monsters, etc.
HE TRAVELED TIME.
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, PLAY FFVIIII NOW.



And in at #1..

















Uh-oh..here it comes...














Auron



This. Fucking. guy.

It's Auron. He breathes awesome, and sweats badass.

Basics-

1)He traveled time...THROUGH A MONSTER THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
2)Final Weapons - Masamune. If you don't know why that's cool, I despise you.
3)He killed sin.

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That is sin.
4)Wears a red suit, has a canteen, a scar over his eye, and pair of badass shades. Looks awesome, I know.
5)SPOLIERSPLOILERPSPOILER
Auron
Is
Dead.

No, not dead. Well yes, dead, but not dead like people in a grave. His will to live was so great, he SURVIVED being dead.


Honorable Mentions!!!

Freya


Cid


Beatrix


Wakka


Marche


Cloud already has his own movie.
So don't complain!
>:3

[pikachumasterbrad12]

wow

[bob8972]

Awesome XD

[SgtAlano]

ok?

[xXqUiCkScOpErXx]

WaKkA didn't make iT?!

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[Medianoche/Del]

Sephy? *fan-girl sob*

[xXqUiCkScOpErXx]

He lOoKed SooOOoOo hot in the FiRe scene!! <3

[Ace]

Nobody congratulated him on the awesome post? You bastards....Lol jkes jkes.
I'm agreeing with you on Auron as number 1. But I would of changed the other 4. Anyway epic post must of taken a while. Though I don't see Jecht in there or anything cuz he was literly bad ass.

[SgtAlano]

Nobody understand that choking on hotdogs makes you cool

[Ace]

SgtAlano what is with the random off topic post....

[SMWZ]

That's what he does and if you try to tell him to stop he says so stuff about how all his topics are off topic or something.

[SgtAlano]

GOD DAMNIT THEY ARE

[Ace]

Well first your the person who just posted and off topic post. If you see people who derails your topics just contact me or any staff member and they will sort it out.

[marth231]

You forgot Kefka ! Kefka is a psycho mage from Final Fantasy 6, and he kills people for fun at many points in the game. He is pretty badass.

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