Religion/Spirituality

[Medianoche/Del]

What's your Religion/Spirituality? Pretty straight-forward

[crazy]

I'm Catholic. BTW, you didn't put Jain up there.

[Guapochalupa02345]

I'm sort of a Rastifarianist (where u smoke weed 2 get closer to god) but its usually a joke, so christian

[bob8972]

I am, and always will be, Christian!

[Medianoche/Del]

Wiccan, Therian and Satanist, love all those teachings and they don't clash with each other so I follow them, no it does not make me a demon-worshipping witch... And Crazy, I put up the major religions of the world

[CapnMatt]

Im Catholic.FTW. LOL

[pikachumasterbrad12]

Catholic by far. Im making my confirmation this year. Like next month literally.

[SgtAlano]

I meant to click agnostic. Not other

But onto my explanation. The bible, as for the Bible, I believe in the Bible, not the beings depicted. In my own words, the Bible is nothing but a bunch of stories about, depicting people who follow good morals as "good people", and depicting people with bad morals, dying in judgmental yet hilarious way. I mean, God turned some chick into a hill of salt. That was hilarious.

I, however, can't get into the state of mind of believing in a man who is all-knowing, all-powerful, and everywhere, but doesn't have the decency to come down to us and be like,"Hey guys...um yeah, I'm god. So, be good and go to church and then go to heaven, 'cause if you don't, you'll go to hell and get raped by giant black dicks. Kthnxbye."

And for all the people who don't know what abstinence is, it's basically not having sex. Ever. No penetration. Nada. Yet somehow, the Virgin Mary (Keyword Virgin) got pregnant, and it was a miracle. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Basically, "Don't have sex until you're married, or else you're a slut and could get pregnant!! but if you don't have sex, you could still get pregnant," Atta' god.

[crazy]

God has a sense of humor. I believe that god is the 16 year old admin of an Ultra Mega Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game called "Life". He likes to mess with things, but is a good guy. He is chubby and has acne. Being God, he can do anything. He laughs at everything besides death. He has parts of "life" called Hell and Heaven. You can only get to one by gaining a special power up (death). There, there are nice old grandmas who give you everything you want or Russian P.E. Teachers who make you run eternal laps.

[SgtAlano]

Ok man. What the fuck.

[Guapochalupa02345]

that was one of the craziest stories I've ever heard Jude. All I can say is WOW. And I was born and raised as a Christian, but I do have a theory on Moses and the burning bush. I believe that the burning bush was actually his weed bush and he was currently smoking it. Then, he had a hallucination that told him to take his son to the top of a mountain and kill him, therefore, creating the tale of "Moses and the burning bush." I know I mixed some facts up there for laughs and such, also. By the way, J, I personally think the Wiccan religion is quite, well, messed up. No offense to you. Those are your beliefs and I respect that, but I just think that Wicca is quite stupid.

[crazy]

wICCA ftw! i AM A MILKSHAKE OF ALL RELIGIONS, SORTA.

[Medianoche/Del]

wICCA ftw! i AM A MILKSHAKE OF ALL RELIGIONS, SORTA.

... Please keep spam to a minimum *face-palm*

[pikachumasterbrad12]

I meant to click agnostic. Not other

But onto my explanation. The bible, as for the Bible, I believe in the Bible, not the beings depicted. In my own words, the Bible is nothing but a bunch of stories about, depicting people who follow good morals as "good people", and depicting people with bad morals, dying in judgmental yet hilarious way. I mean, God turned some chick into a hill of salt. That was hilarious.

I, however, can't get into the state of mind of believing in a man who is all-knowing, all-powerful, and everywhere, but doesn't have the decency to come down to us and be like,"Hey guys...um yeah, I'm god. So, be good and go to church and then go to heaven, 'cause if you don't, you'll go to hell and get raped by giant black dicks. Kthnxbye."

And for all the people who don't know what abstinence is, it's basically not having sex. Ever. No penetration. Nada. Yet somehow, the Virgin Mary (Keyword Virgin) got pregnant, and it was a miracle. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Basically, "Don't have sex until you're married, or else you're a slut and could get pregnant!! but if you don't have sex, you could still get pregnant," Atta' god.

I agree w/ the last paragraph.

[Mr.Pokemon]

im a catholic

[Code Seven]

forever will be roman catholic, my parents tell me filipinos are very religous and stuff so all my family except for a few are catholics too.

[marth231]

I am a Christian, and always will be.

[<MCS>]

I accidently clicked Scientology but I'm other.

I believe in a religion thats a mix of budhism, athiestism, and christianity.

I belive it doesn't have a name or a grand book but we do have laws, and believe in reincarnation.

[silksofsweden]

im a christian and i cant possible think to be something else

[bob8972]

im a christian and i cant possible think to be something else

I thought you didn't believe in God? Oh well cool!

[MarioStar]

Imma Christian

Christened when I was small

[Mr.Pokemon]

im still catholic

[silksofsweden]

im a christian and i cant possible think to be something else

I thought you didn't believe in God? Oh well cool!

well i dont. we in sweden have 2 typ of christian one is catholic who believe in god and all that.
2nd is christian who are not catholic aka non believeving christian.
sweden is not a catholic land but italia is

[fuzzypickles34]

I am a christian and forever will be.

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